Let’s Have The I Hate The Way I Look Naked Sex Talk (G-uno)

I really do get it, I have full length working mirrors coupled with my new Ecosmart compact fluorescent lighting, bulbs that work so well there isn’t a single “must hide area” on your body that can remain hidden! Seriously this lighting has the potential to put off cataract surgery the way it lights up a room, but I’ll leave that subject for another time. Today’s sex talk is focused on avoiding sex with your partner/partners based on some very harsh self-hatred of your naked body. Repeat after me -life is entirely to short to miss out on the opportunity to connect with your partner/ partners while you wait for that most coveted magical day when you will arise from your bed with the perfect naked body!

Keep in mind that you spend a great deal of time with your partners, and while we have the false sense of illusion that our clothing has the power of an “invisibility cloak” hiding the way we actually look, your partner wants to be with you! They probably even have a huge self-hatred list of their own, but I can assure you that they are not measuring you with the same harsh guidelines you are imposing on your self. If by chance you are involved with someone who is harshly judging you by your physical appearance kick their less than perfect ass to the curb! Their mental focus is way off course, and even if they have the body of an air-brushed magazine they are severely lacking in the main component that makes someone a great sexual partner.

I do not have the perfect naked body. My partner is definitely in much better physical shape than I am. It’s something I have to work on, and like a lot of people I have those moments where I am feeling so critical of my physical appearance that the idea of having them see me in the same way that I see myself can take the sexy right out of you. The problem with that thought process is that it does not take in to consideration that your partner may not have a clue about the level of self-torture running wildly in your own mind.

If you are hiding your naked body from them, it’s almost a given that you are also hiding your naked thoughts. Your partner who is humanly filled with their own self doubts is feeling attracted to you for reasons that have not even registered with you while your locked in a moment of self hatred. This is the moment where you can stay locked in your own world. Push them away with a number of excuses, or maybe the better idea is to imagine what your partner who has approached you in a most beautifully intimate way has running through their naked thoughts, and not miss out the opportunity to connect with someone who obviously views you in a much better light. 😉

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  1. #1 by blahpolar on January 22, 2015 - 2:08 pm

    If you’re avoiding naked sex, you’re just not horny enough. *switches light on*

  2. #2 by g2 on January 22, 2015 - 2:26 pm

    Statistically speaking, if you’re the type who is vocally self-deprecating, your partner will eventually start seeing you through your own filter… so don’t do it.

    • #3 by blahpolar on January 22, 2015 - 2:42 pm

      Me? Sex and writing are possibly the only things I don’t have any issues with 🙂

      • #4 by idioglossiablog on January 22, 2015 - 3:01 pm

        How is it possible that we aren’t related? 😉 G-uno

    • #5 by idioglossiablog on January 22, 2015 - 3:03 pm

      Exactly shine that light on better places 😉

  3. #6 by Polysyllabic Profundities on January 22, 2015 - 2:34 pm

    Thank you….I needed to read this!

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