The Booty Call (G-uno)

Did you do the duck, dodge, and run, or

Where you in for just the fun?

Was it to fill a cardinal need, or was

it to capture someone with whom you’d like to breed?

Are you a Defcon level 5 clinger,

who keeps coming around hoping for a winner?

If your mother saw the object of your affection

would she invite them over,

or take you to the doctorΒ to get an injection?

When it was over was there laughter,

or were you hoping to never see them again after?

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  1. #1 by oceanswater on November 5, 2015 - 7:58 pm

    Hilarious and wonderful at the same time! πŸ™‚

    • #2 by idioglossiablog on November 5, 2015 - 8:01 pm

      Thank you! After all the seriousness I needed a little laughter. πŸ˜‰ G-uno

      • #3 by oceanswater on November 6, 2015 - 1:54 am

        Laughter is great for the soul… πŸ™‚

  2. #4 by Lynz Real Cooking on November 5, 2015 - 8:11 pm

    Love it!

  3. #6 by blahpolar on November 5, 2015 - 9:13 pm

    πŸ˜€

    • #7 by idioglossiablog on November 5, 2015 - 9:23 pm

      Is the terminology the same in South Africa? πŸ˜‰ G-uno

      • #8 by blahpolar on November 5, 2015 - 9:25 pm

        Absolutely πŸ™‚

        • #9 by idioglossiablog on November 5, 2015 - 9:35 pm

          So then you may also be familiar with the term “Bootylicious” πŸ˜‰ G-uno

  4. #10 by Jay on November 6, 2015 - 6:19 pm

    Guilty of all of it, but unapologetic πŸ˜‰
    Fun!

    • #11 by g2 on November 9, 2015 - 2:07 pm

      ditto, if I wrote something like this I would figure out how to rhyme with “coyote ugly” more than I’d like to admit.

      • #12 by idioglossiablog on November 9, 2015 - 6:12 pm

        LOL “coyote ugly” I will have to think about a rhyme for that one. πŸ˜‰ G-uno

  5. #13 by idioglossiablog on November 7, 2015 - 1:13 pm

    I see no reason to live life without some adventure. πŸ˜‰ G-uno

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