Holiday Woes, And Christmas Hoes (G-uno)

Apparently having an affair with someone who is twenty plus years your senior can elude you into believing that you are mentally in the same age group. Our friend’s twenty-four year old lover decided it would be a good idea to invite his children over for a little Christmas dinner. Now keep in mind our friend’s children are all older than his mistress. Not to mention that he just left his wife right before Thanksgiving of this year, but she felt that inviting the kids over would somehow be okay.
As you might have guessed this was a colossal misjudgement on her part. Why our friend did not give his young mistress a heads up on how this was such a bad idea I will never know. The young mistress actually called the oldest daughter to extend the invitation. The oldest daughter laughed, and asked her if this was some kind of a bad joke.The young mistress said no she thought this would give all the kids a chance to celebrate Christmas with their Dad, and give them a chance to get to know each other.
To which the oldest daughter replied “No, not today, not ever!” So the young mistress says well that may be how you feel, but I’m still going to invite your sister & brother. The oldest daughter laughed again, and told her to knock herself out. So the mistress calls his son, who wouldn’t even answer her calls period, and then she called the youngest daughter who is the baby of this family. She also happens to be two years older than her dad’s mistress. The baby of the family is known for her short temper, and her inability to mince words.
The baby expecting the call after speaking with her older siblings, so she had a little time to think about what she was going to say. She asked the mistress if she was high, or something? Then she proceeded to tell her that no one in her family had any intention of spending any time with the hoe who knowingly cheated with another woman’s husband, aka our dad! Then she told her that she was pissed at the way she took advantage of her mother’s friendship, and her generosity while she was busy fucking her husband, aka our dad! Then she finished her conversation by saying that the only time she would ever even think of her this Christmas was when she saw a male senior citizen Β sitting in a chair with an under aged child on his lap, and heard him calling her name aka hoe, hoe, hoe!
I have always loved this kid! I do have to say that everytime I’m in the mall, or somewhere else where the jolly old guy is hanging out, my smile is a little wider when I hear him say ho, ho, ho! πŸ˜‰

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  1. #1 by Polysyllabic Profundities on December 17, 2015 - 6:23 pm

    I will never hear a Santa again without thinking of this….lol. I recently heard that there is a State (not sure which one or if this is factual) that Santa has to say hee, hee, hee instead of ho, ho, ho for that exact reason. πŸ˜‰

    • #2 by idioglossiablog on December 17, 2015 - 6:27 pm

      LOL I can honestly say I’ve never even given this a second thought until now. What a world! πŸ˜‰ G-uno

  2. #3 by KcRambles on December 17, 2015 - 6:29 pm

    This made me laugh.

    • #4 by idioglossiablog on December 17, 2015 - 6:30 pm

      Thanks me too! The baby is a trip. πŸ˜‰

  3. #5 by Brian on December 17, 2015 - 6:41 pm

    Nicely played! And no question where the youngest one gets her temper from.

    • #6 by idioglossiablog on December 17, 2015 - 6:45 pm

      LOL so true! I’m still not sure why this young mistress thought this would be a good idea. G-uno

      • #7 by oceanswater on December 17, 2015 - 7:16 pm

        Because she’s stupid and immature!! Simple as that. I don’t care if she was a woman closer to his age, that was an unwise thing to do. Daddy should have told her that… Shame on him.

      • #9 by g2 on December 22, 2015 - 1:42 pm

        Something tells me that the holiday season has them both completely high on this nostalgic bit of “togetherness” that has painted his kids sans wife into this happy little setting.

        It’s a powerful thing… I know… it was around xmas time I decided being around my family was a good idea, baby in tow. I could see it all, the perfection. I somehow just forgot the people involved were 13 shades of psychotic.

        I would imagine things are not going to be looking so rosy to either of them when the court time and alimony starts stacking up and New Years is a faint memory.

  4. #10 by emmagc75 on December 17, 2015 - 6:58 pm

    LMAO! That was awesome. But seriously how friggin DELUSIONAL of her to think a month and all would be forgiven?!? Wtf is wrong with their father cause he just keeps alienating EVERYONE he knows!!! Yikes.

    • #11 by idioglossiablog on December 17, 2015 - 7:03 pm

      She’s a chip off the old block for sure! I’m holding on to my theory that he is sick in some way we can’t see. As for his mistress, maybe she’s contracted his mysterious disease. πŸ˜‰ It’s got to be neurological, right?

      • #12 by emmagc75 on December 17, 2015 - 10:56 pm

        Yes he has midlife crisisitis lol n she’s just delusional.

  5. #13 by Rita on December 18, 2015 - 4:31 am

    OMG! This is too much like my sisters and I when we were introduced to Daddy’s new friend way back in the day.

    • #14 by idioglossiablog on December 18, 2015 - 12:07 pm

      Rita that’s a post subject I’d love to read. πŸ˜‰ My father dated after my biological mother died, but the whole” to death do us part” really did leave me feeling ok about his dating other women. This whole dating while your still married is a completely different animal. πŸ˜‰

      • #15 by Rita on December 18, 2015 - 1:00 pm

        Ah, it wasn’t pretty but maybe someday I’ll write about it. I think it’s the day we stopped being Daddy’s Lil’ Angels. LOL

  6. #16 by robertmgoldstein on December 21, 2015 - 1:33 am

    Every thing about this story is horribly painful…from the betrayed wife, to the children fending off a mistress who wants to somehow be both good and part of a deeply humiliating betrayal to the essentially decent man who woke up one week and decided to lose all judgement: all of these people are suffering emotionally and it makes me wonder how they will resolve this.

    • #17 by g2 on December 22, 2015 - 1:47 pm

      That’s the crux of it though isn’t it? Resolving it would have been saying no to the affair in the first place. But now? I think its just going to be a lot of hurt, some ostracizing and a whole new dynamic. At this point the only resolution is going to be to let it hurt, then maybe at some point in the far future, forgive.

    • #18 by idioglossiablog on December 25, 2015 - 3:25 am

      I think there’s still a heavy feeling of feeling like they are in a horrible dream. It’s just completely weird for everyone involved. G-uno

      • #19 by robertmgoldstein on December 25, 2015 - 6:47 am

        Yes. And I see it getting a worse before it gets better. I feel badly for everyone involved.

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