So This Is What Happens When You Take Your Mom To Her First Drag Queen Club (G-uno)

So my “Goat Cheese” sister, my daughter, my baby brother, and I took our Mom out clubbing at a well known bar in our area where the Drag Queen Divas rule. My sister, and I have a long standing history of dragging our Mom to most of her first time experiences. We absolutely love it, and we haven’t been this amused since we got her to go on “Space Mountain” her first time ever in an amusement park.
Mom was not raised in this country, and our father was very settled down by the time he, and Mom married so they were always pretty content to be home bodies. For the sake of this little story you should know that a drag club would never have made our father’s bucket list. So we told our Mom what we were going to do last night, and invited her to come along. The only thing better than us all hanging out would be to see how Mom would react to all the great mischief that goes on when we all hit the club together.
Mom’s not a fan of any of us drinking so we gave her a heads up on that issue ahead of time to avoid the “world’s strongest death stare” from the otherwise cutest little 4 foot two inch Asian Mom you’ve ever seen. Our Mom is the least judgemental person in the world except when it comes to us drinking. This is partially my fault, but we will save this tale for another post.
As you walk up to the club it looks like any ordinary club/restaurant from the outside, and Mom was checking out her surroundings then the club door opens, and the music is roaring. The club was packed with the beautiful club star Divas in full swing. So of course we are all camera ready to snap Mom’s reaction, but no such luck as she hands over her purse, and hits .the dance floor with a six foot gorgeous red headed club Diva busting out moves we’ve only seen her use back in her M-T.V. days in front of our family console television.
You should know Mom was a huge fan of 80’s rock & roll bands. We ate, we drank, and our 4 foot two inch mother became the number one hit amongst the Divas stuffing more dollar bills in more places than our minds could have imagined. She was a total “Rock Star!” She did however draw the line when it came to “Twerking.” šŸ˜‰
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  1. #1 by Meredith at My Pink Champagne Life on May 13, 2016 - 9:53 pm

    There are no words to describe how much I loved this post!!!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

    • #2 by idioglossiablog on May 13, 2016 - 9:58 pm

      Oh Meredith believe me my words did not do last night justice! šŸ™‚ G-uno

  2. #3 by Rita on May 14, 2016 - 2:04 am

    Omg! I love you for taking her and I love her just because!

  3. #6 by g2 on May 16, 2016 - 1:24 pm

    OH MY GOD! I know your, mom. I love you mom. I want pics of this…..This is both awesomely surprising but yet, not. Somehow this just fits her too. That woman is just 50 shades of epic.

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