Jane’s Ex-hubby Says He Will Not Attend Their Daughter’s Wedding Without His Girlfriend (G-uno)

I swear I’m having flashbacks to our daughter’s wedding minus the cheating Ex-hubby, and his twenty-three year old girlfriend. The absolute worst part of wedding planning was by far for me the guest list. It is a point of complete, and utter stress! Even more so when your father cheats on your mother with someone who is two years younger than you are, and then demands that his girlfriend be invited to your wedding.
Ex-hubby asked hisΒ youngest daughter if Tarzan was invited. She replied yes he is.” Then her father demanded to know why Tarzan was invited, but not his girlfriend. To which his daughter replied “Because we aren’t inviting any children to our wedding. There will not even be a flower girl, or a ring bearer.” (I have always loved this child) Then Ex-hubby tells his daughter he has no intention of coming to a wedding his girlfriend is uninvited to, and stomps out of the house.
Tarzan tells the bride to be that he will back out that way she can have both of her parents present without all the drama. She thanks Tarzan, but tells him that she will not be bullied by her Dad’s ultimatum. She said he is invited, and if he chooses not to come then so be it. Jane tells her youngest daughter that it will not bother her one bit. This is the point where the Bride-to-be, Tarzan, and myself breakout into hysterical laughter.
Jane looks at the three of us, flips us all off while marching to the bar to pour herself a well deserved drink. We have 33 days until the wedding. I’m not sure we can survive all of this, but I am sure that I like the bride-to-be’s style. πŸ˜‰
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  1. #1 by oceanswater on May 24, 2016 - 1:54 am

    Oh for the fun of families and weddings. 😊

    • #2 by idioglossiablog on May 24, 2016 - 11:23 am

      De ja’ vous for me lol, So what do you think? Should the girlfriend be invited? G-uno

      • #3 by oceanswater on May 24, 2016 - 3:12 pm

        Love beats out hate each and every time…

        • #4 by idioglossiablog on May 24, 2016 - 5:46 pm

          Your not going to force us to be mature here are you? πŸ˜‰ No I would be lying if I told you my mind hasn’t entertained that thought too. Thanks G-uno

          • #5 by oceanswater on May 24, 2016 - 5:51 pm

            πŸ˜‡

          • #6 by oceanswater on May 24, 2016 - 5:57 pm

            I love her spunk, but I also know that she will sooner or later regret that her dad was not at the wedding. The new girlfriend will be the one who feels out of place. I say let him bring the little hussy… πŸ™‚

          • #7 by idioglossiablog on May 24, 2016 - 6:08 pm

            There you have it folks “Virgo” wisdom! Your right about her regretting this later down the road. Wouldn’t it be perfect if she invited her, and she gracefully declined? πŸ˜‰ G-uno

  2. #8 by Rita on May 24, 2016 - 1:58 am

    Oh damn, I love her too.

    • #9 by idioglossiablog on May 24, 2016 - 11:27 am

      Feisty since the day she came into this world. πŸ˜‰ Rita what do you think? Invite the girlfriend, or not? G-uno

      • #10 by Rita on May 24, 2016 - 11:46 am

        I think it’s his daughter’s wedding, her special day, and her asshat father should stop thinking with his dick long enough to read the still hurting heart of his baby girl and fucking honor it.

        Too much?

    • #13 by oceanswater on May 24, 2016 - 7:28 pm

      23 year old sugar babies don’t know how to gracefully decline anything. They think the whole world should be happy they took the time to attend… LOL

      • #14 by idioglossiablog on May 24, 2016 - 10:47 pm

        Wish me luck we’re heading back over tonight to try to work this all out. We really need to mail out the invitations by Saturday. The sugar baby is a problem. G-uno

      • #16 by Rita on May 24, 2016 - 11:57 pm

        There’s that too.

  3. #18 by Brian on May 24, 2016 - 4:27 pm

    A – gotta love that kid. “We aren’t inviting children . . .” priceless!
    B – Rita nailed it.

    • #19 by idioglossiablog on May 24, 2016 - 5:43 pm

      LOL well so far that makes Jane’s daughter, you, Rita, and myself all on the same page here. G-uno

  4. #20 by g2 on May 26, 2016 - 5:47 pm

    I’m still of the feeling that this is the couple’s day and anyone who causes any strife in that should be auto-booted from it.

    I’m also wondering, yeah ok maybe she might miss having her dad there, but the juvenile he’s dating and the mood that would set would probably outweigh any minor regret.

    What I’m wondering is where is HIS capacity to regret missing the first wedding of one of his children just so his underage tryst can be present? Jeez, is her cooch made of fucking gold or what? I find his relationship pretty pedophilic anyway and this just tells me he has no guilt in what he’s done to his family. In prior posts, it always seemed he took a stance of finger-pointing as a method of justifying his actions. As though he was nothing more than the reaction of external circumstances rather than being responsible for anything. What a ridiculous man…

    • #21 by idioglossiablog on May 28, 2016 - 11:56 am

      It’s been so stressful for everyone 😦 I’m with you on thinking that he could be a real hero in all of this, but his feet remain firmly planted on being selfish. G-uno

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