Jane’s Ex-hubby Says He Will Not Attend Their Daughter’s Wedding Without His Girlfriend (G-uno)
I swear I’m having flashbacks to our daughter’s wedding minus the cheating Ex-hubby, and his twenty-three year old girlfriend. The absolute worst part of wedding planning was by far for me the guest list. It is a point of complete, and utter stress! Even more so when your father cheats on your mother with someone who is two years younger than you are, and then demands that his girlfriend be invited to your wedding.
Ex-hubby asked his youngest daughter if Tarzan was invited. She replied yes he is.” Then her father demanded to know why Tarzan was invited, but not his girlfriend. To which his daughter replied “Because we aren’t inviting any children to our wedding. There will not even be a flower girl, or a ring bearer.” (I have always loved this child) Then Ex-hubby tells his daughter he has no intention of coming to a wedding his girlfriend is uninvited to, and stomps out of the house.
Tarzan tells the bride to be that he will back out that way she can have both of her parents present without all the drama. She thanks Tarzan, but tells him that she will not be bullied by her Dad’s ultimatum. She said he is invited, and if he chooses not to come then so be it. Jane tells her youngest daughter that it will not bother her one bit. This is the point where the Bride-to-be, Tarzan, and myself breakout into hysterical laughter.
Jane looks at the three of us, flips us all off while marching to the bar to pour herself a well deserved drink. We have 33 days until the wedding. I’m not sure we can survive all of this, but I am sure that I like the bride-to-be’s style. 😉
There is two of us actually, G-uno and g2. We have been friends for a while, met through our own similarities in duality, openness and love of listening. Our differences as well as our similarities always border on the extreme.