The Wedding Didn’t Quite Go As Expected (G-uno)

As Khaleesi walked through the french doors that led out to the back yard It suddenly struck me that I had probably seen her walk through that door a thousand times. This time as she walked through the door holding proudly onto her father’s arm she was stunning, there was a hushed silence almost as though time had briefly stopped. Khaleesi is not the usual type of woman so of course she did not choose the usual type of wedding gown. Instead she wore the cream colored lace dress that Jane wore after her, and Ex-hubby’s own wedding as they left their own ceremony.
Khaleesi’s favorite picture of her parent’s wedding was taken after their reception as they made their way to the limo to leave for their own honeymoon. Jane’s dress was very elegant. A thinly strapped satin cream colored form fitting top that gently flowed down into a slightly less form fitting laced bottom that stopped mid calf. Khaleesi even wore her hair in the same way Jane had worn her’s in the picture. A kind of a soft curly bobbed cut with a thin cream colored satin hairband that had tiny pink roses weaved into it. She carried a small bouquet of light & dark colored pink roses.
There were no bridesmaids, or groomsmen. Just a beautiful backyard garden filled with family, and close friends. Round tables draped in cream colored satin, and simple bud vases filled with pink roses. The groom’s father performed the wedding ceremony. Tarzan played the piano softly in the background. I think it was his way of being there without overshadowing Ex-hubby, and Jane’s moment. They had all the same familiar moments that most weddings have, just in much smaller more intimate setting. I will admit to you that the father-daughter dance was my favorite moment.
After everything had been said, and done the newlyweds left in their white limo to head to the airport to catch their plane for Italy. Both The bride’s & the groom’s parent’s had given them a two week all expense paid honeymoon as their wedding gift. Before climbing into the limo Khaleesi came back up to her parents smiling from ear to ear. She thanked them, and the groom’s parents for everything they had done to make their wedding so beautiful. Then she handed each of the parents a tiny gift box to open. Each parent was given a silver key chain with the inscription that said “Life is sweeter when your somebody’s grandparent oxoxo 6-25-16.”
Khaleesi’s way of letting everyone know this February will be filled with more heart than usual. We were all so surprised, and completely overjoyed. After all the guests had left, Jane, Tarzan, Ex-hubby, Mr. G-uno, and I sat in the back yard together reliving all of the wonderful moments of the day. Then all of a sudden Ex-hubby’s face became expressionless. He told us that Khaleesi was not the only one to surprise him with the news of a new arrival in February. His 24 year-old girlfriend had also surprised him this morning by placing a baby’s rattle that said “Daddy” on it!
We all sat there with our jaws dropped, and mouths wide open. Not because this “Sugarbaby” had surprised any of us, but because everyone sitting at that table knew that Ex-hubby had gotten a vasectomy right after Khaleesi was born! πŸ˜‰

 

 

Advertisements

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

  1. #1 by atribeuntangled on June 28, 2016 - 12:21 pm

    Oops! πŸ˜‰

  2. #3 by Rita on June 28, 2016 - 1:29 pm

    Oh My God!

    • #4 by idioglossiablog on June 28, 2016 - 6:12 pm

      LOL Right?! G-uno

      • #5 by Rita on June 29, 2016 - 1:51 am

        I almost (only almost) feel sorry for ex-husband. That’s some bad karma right there 😳

        • #6 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 1:54 am

          I did too. I’ve been too chicken to call him. I have to tell you I’m dying to know how he handled whole mess after he left us. G-uno

          • #7 by Rita on June 29, 2016 - 2:13 am

            I can’t even wrap my very twisted logic around the idea.

          • #8 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 2:17 am

            Maybe we’re just not the kick’em when they’re down type. πŸ˜‰ G-uno

          • #9 by Rita on June 29, 2016 - 2:18 am

            I’d like to think so. But then again there are some assholes who need a good size nine Doc Martin to the rib cage.

          • #10 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 2:22 am

            LOL I can’t argue with that, but I think we feel a little sorry for Ex-hubby because Jane is so happy. She was as beautiful as Khaleesi was, everyone sees how good she, and Tarzan have been for one another.
            G-uno

          • #11 by Rita on June 29, 2016 - 2:25 am

            Yes! All kidding aside, one can’t help but wonder the pain he is facing for loosing site of his future. I honestly wonder what on earth he thinks when the cum dries.

          • #12 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 2:28 am

            LOL… you really belong with my little group (says G-uno as she wipes the drink off that she just sprayed her laptop. πŸ˜‰ )

          • #13 by Rita on June 29, 2016 - 2:36 am

            Hahaha

  3. #14 by Jay on June 28, 2016 - 2:26 pm

    I love small weddings.

  4. #16 by oceanswater on June 28, 2016 - 2:47 pm

    I must say that I had a feeling about Khaleesi’s pregnancy, but whooo, daddy’s comes as a total shock and why did he mention it at the wedding????

    • #17 by idioglossiablog on June 28, 2016 - 6:08 pm

      Virgo intuition πŸ˜‰ He didn’t say a word until everyone else had gone. It was Jane, Tarzan, my husband & myself. We were cleaning up, and we sat down afterwards, and out it came. Talk about an awkward silence then… G-uno

      • #18 by oceanswater on June 28, 2016 - 6:20 pm

        He could have kept that to himself. Unreal!

        • #19 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 1:15 am

          LOL I would have. πŸ˜‰ I think with all the emotions of the day plus Khaleesi being pregnant, add on a few drinks, and boom instant confession time. You know aside from Tarzan being there it felt like it did between us all before this whole sugarbaby mess. Karma is a fickle deal. The way he said it, it felt like he expected it in some way. Does that make any sense? G-uno

          • #20 by oceanswater on June 29, 2016 - 1:29 am

            No, it doesn’t make sense… :/
            He will be 105 when he begins the new fatherhood… LOL, boy and now she has made sure of her new bank account… smh

          • #21 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 1:33 am

            This is not his baby! He had a vasectomy after Khaleesi was born. I don’t think Tarzan knew that, but Jane, my husband, and myself did know that. I asked him if he told the “Sugar baby” that he knew it wasn’t his? He said no he just left for Khaleesi’s wedding. G-uno

          • #22 by oceanswater on June 29, 2016 - 2:02 am

            Well one never really knows… it still could be his. Things do happen…

          • #23 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 2:08 am

            I never say never, but I’m pretty sure the “Sugar baby” is seeing someone else. It seemed like he thought so too. I’ve just been a big chicken about calling him. πŸ˜‰ G-uno

  5. #24 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 12:10 am

    Lol!!! I’m loving this. Does gf know what a vasectomy is?

    • #25 by idioglossiablog on June 29, 2016 - 2:34 am

      πŸ™‚ I just think she was not aware that he’s had one. G-uno

  6. #26 by chickensconsigliere on July 1, 2016 - 11:26 pm

    O.M.G. Your blog is quickly becoming my favorite soap. For the record…you’re Jane? Because…Tarzan? Obviously, I have some catching up to do.

    • #27 by idioglossiablog on July 7, 2016 - 8:17 pm

      LOL thanks so much! I’m not Jane though. She and I have been friends for over 25 years now. Stay tuned lol I just got the scoop on the whole conversation between Ex-hubby & his 24 year old girlfriend. πŸ˜‰ G-uno

  7. #28 by Brian on July 5, 2016 - 5:09 pm

    Karma baby. Love to be a fly on the wall when the “hey – I’ve had a vasectomy” conversation takes place.

    • #29 by idioglossiablog on July 7, 2016 - 8:07 pm

      LOL Brian I just got the whole story today at lunch with the girls. I will post all the details soon. G-uno

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: