Ex-Hubby’s Karma Cake Is Fully Baked (G-uno)

Some of the karma cakes we bake for ourselves fall neatly into that rare category of having a cake you don’t particularly want to eat. Cheating on your wife, and breaking up your home to start a life with a woman who is two years younger than your youngest daughter produces the kind of karma cake nobody’s emotional digestive system wants to digest. Unfortunately karma is a force to be reckoned with, and Ex-hubby is having some wicked indigestion.
According to Jane, Ex-hubby never went back to their little love nest after their daughter’s wedding. He checked into the nearest Hilton refusing to have any contact with his infamous sugar baby for three days. When he finally returned to their little love nest he told her to pack her bags, and never come back. She of course won an award winning trophy for her almost believable performance of “How could you think I would cheat on you!?” To which Ex-hubby replies “Because I had a vasectomy after Khaleesi was born!”
You have to give this young lady a nod because she didn’t miss a beat, even after hearing this shocking news she quickly replied “Well sometimes these procedures come undone!” Ex-hubby admitted to Mr. G-uno for a brief moment he let that thought cross his mind before started yanking her suitcase out of the closet. She refused to leave on the grounds that she needed adequate time to sort this all out, and that she was concerned for her baby’s health because of all the stress he was causing her.
Well Ex-hubby being Ex-hubby packed the suitcase for himself, and is currently enjoying a solo vacation in Hawaii that the two of them had been planning on taking after Khaleesi’s wedding. Ironically Ex-hubby checked with his divorce lawyer on the matter, and his pregnant girlfriend can not immediately be evicted from their little love nest since it has been her legal residence since November. He will have to go through the proper channels to kick her out.
I have to tell you all that the entire irony of the situation did not escape Jane’s notice. As we all sat there having lunch together Jane pointed out that Ex-hubby didn’t need a lawyer to tell him he couldn’t kick the sugar baby out. All he had to do was think back to when they were splitting up, and when he smugly told her by law that she couldn’t kick him & his girlfriend out of their vacation house which is currently their little love nest.
As we were all finishing our lunch Jane sat there with a noticeably smug look on her face, and when the waitress asked us if anyone wanted dessert she smiled at our waitress asking “If they happened to have any pineapple upsidedown cake?” πŸ˜‰

 

 

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  1. #1 by KC on July 12, 2016 - 11:02 pm

    Ha! Karma karma… gotta love her sometimes. Well he made his bed. I bet he is regretting his decision BIG time!

    • #2 by idioglossiablog on July 12, 2016 - 11:06 pm

      LOL As great as Hawaii must be I have the feeling it’s not quite as enjoyable as he had planned. G-uno

  2. #3 by chickensconsigliere on July 12, 2016 - 11:49 pm

    Good for her. And, you know, every adventure is an opportunity to learn. And Karma, well, she’s always there, isn’t she? The teacher with the iron fist and velvet glove.

    • #4 by idioglossiablog on July 12, 2016 - 11:53 pm

      Beautifully said! Jane deserves a smug moment, after all they did drag her through the mud. I will admit part of me feels a bit badly for Ex-hubby. G-uno

  3. #5 by chickensconsigliere on July 13, 2016 - 12:08 am

    Thank you, G-Uno. I don’t know enough to really take sides, but for sure, history has taught me, the cream rises to the top and the strong survive. I think Jane must be very strong. She just got through all of that in a classy fashion, after all.

    • #6 by idioglossiablog on July 13, 2016 - 12:12 am

      Most welcome! She had her moments in the beginning. You may wan to go back to the injury on her stripper pole. πŸ˜‰ That’s when everything started for Jane. She is amazing in every way. Thanks for weighing in on this little corner of my life. G-uno

  4. #7 by chickensconsigliere on July 13, 2016 - 12:24 am

    Oh, I’m catching up as fast as I can!

    • #8 by idioglossiablog on July 13, 2016 - 11:13 am

      I’m so glad to hear that, I am a fan of your blog too! Thanks so much! G-uno

  5. #9 by RAS on July 13, 2016 - 1:42 am

    Holy Handcuffs this totally needs to be a movie 😜

    • #10 by idioglossiablog on July 13, 2016 - 11:10 am

      Yes, but Jane would kill me LOL! G-uno

      • #11 by RAS on July 14, 2016 - 1:26 am

        Yeah, probably. Never mind :0

  6. #12 by Brian on July 13, 2016 - 2:15 am

    There’s a part of my pinkie toe that feels a twinge of sympathy for the ex-hubs, but that’ll disappear after I trim my nails tonight. He got his just desserts, and Jane has earned the right to feel a little smug. Hope that restaurant had some of that pineapple upside down cake for her.

    • #13 by idioglossiablog on July 13, 2016 - 11:09 am

      LOL I think my sympathy twinge comes from knowing what a great guy he was for so many years before his giant blunder. πŸ˜‰ There’s no doubt here that Jane absolutely deserves her moment. Sadly there was no pineapple upside down cake, but it did not amuse her any less. G-uno

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