so… mom was a whore (g2)

Hallmark doesn’t have a card for this occasion.

nothing pisses me off more than mundane annoyances (g2)

During this time, I was hoping the only stress I would be suffering would be gaining mastery of my new job now that I’m solo.

I never seem to get off that easily.

We’re still immersed in summer, which can only be summed up as funky, wet stank. So of course, our AC at home has been hit by lightning.

Then, as Spawn is starting school online, I have a neighbor who decided to play with a chainsaw and tear up some wires along the way.

Problem 1 is denied by the warranty company as an act of God, coverage denied. Fine, I have insurance but I need something in writing as to the problem so they can move forward.

The only thing they send me in writing is some bullshit that the AC wasn’t working before the contract in effect. Excuse me, what the fuck?

I don’t know about the rest of you, maybe it’s because I have no one to allocate some of the bullshit of life too…but I have gone beyond my limit of the incompetence, fraud, swindling, lying, cheating and all out fuckery that corporate America calls “customer service.”

What I’m saying is I want to burn this fucking company to the ground and the idiot handling my case with it.

Its now been almost a month of stank heat and suffering. I had to break down to buy a portable unit to make at least Spawn’s days less like hell. Their the ones suffering the most being at home all day.

Problem 2 is the internet. We didn’t know when we moved in we had a dickhead next door, didn’t notice his tiny penis, big truck, “trespassers will be shot” sign nor the fenced in German Shepard right next to the closest pole for both power and internet. It took four visits and a supervisor call to finally get one of those technical badasses who sees every problem as having a solution.

Now that Chainsaw Charlie is on the scene, we’re back to square one and already had one visit from technician ThumbUpHisAss who blew it off and said to call when the construction was done. What construction, you lazy fuck?

There are so many people out of work, why must dead weight hinder progress from those who can and will do? While those who won’t just waste time and space?

So being able to write means sitting in almost 90 degree room with no internet and no breeze. The storms are still going and I am so pissed I could really make a long list of people I’d love to hurt. I have zero empathy anymore and have lost my faith in karma.

When you’re the common man, the one who has never had the power of a retainer, or even a little bit of influence against large overbloated corporations who believe sending mass amounts of survey links asking to rate their customer service instead of actually providing any, what do you do?

In the grand scheme of things, I know my bitching is petty but at the same time, why does this little shit, this insignificant crap have to be blown to immense proportions just to get basic fucking common sense out these greedy sacks of shit? Provide the service you claim to do, that’s all!

With that in mind, I guess it’s really no wonder why no one can figure out how viruses work or why masks are essential or just even, wash your fucking hands?

We cannot even extend common decency and fairness when paid to.

diet vanilla yogurt (g2)

OK, so first impressions… I will never make any real close personal friendships here. At all. This job is in a very tiny town, owned by a very large family …

can you start tomorrow? (g2)

I have been registered with one recruitment firm for over ten years. They are supposedly experts in my particular field. In those ten years, I’d yet to be sent on …

i wanna be a ninja, until i tried it (g2)

My state is desperately trying to get things back to the old version of normal. It’s been fighting to embrace how not to spread disease while reopening the workforce. Needless …

what’s your greatest achievement? (g2)

I tend to feel like this is a loaded question. It seems asinine if I say AND if I don’t say, my children, for example. Saying Spawn is my achievement …

what’s really valued? (g2)

I fear that the intelligence will lose to the commerce. That those who know its too soon to return back to work will be hazed as slackers not doing their …

you really have to hate your home life to want to rage kill to leave it (g2)

I try to stay somewhat up on current events, especially considering they are so badly affecting my livelihood. Though by the time this is posted, this is probably history, but …

do you have any regrets? (g2)

Another gem from the common list of tough questions asked during a job interview. It’s completely a dumbfuck question. Its completely loaded. No matter how you respond, you’re a dick. …

what’s your biggest weakness? (g2)

Although the answer to this question is rather easy and there are several, they are all definitely not ones I can say during an interview. I am honest, and I …

you’re on the shortlist (g2)

I’ve had five phone interviews over the course of two days and I would have preferred to go back to my old shit job and work two solid weeks with …

pedophile (g2)

I’m always late with media, but it always gets me on some random thought process that I either hyperfocus on until something else comes along or I purge it here. …

why do you want to work here? (g2)

The bottom line… I don’t. I’d like to win the lottery… Unfortunately, I’d have to see it as not a waste of time and actually buy a ticket. No one …

how do you handle stress? (g2)

Bitch, I drink! Like a fish! Get me a Guinness! Ok, so definitely not something to say during an interview. Although the temptation is IMMENSE! If people believed half the …

welcome to the first reboot of star trek, spawn (g2)

Ok, since I was a very little kid, I have been a trekkie. I remember my young mind wondering what shade of girlfriend Kirk was going to get that day. …

sometimes you have to burrow (g2)

I have barely spoken to a soul in the last couple years. I find it troublesome when I get the feeling from a new person that they wish to spark …

so my asshole friend got me into fish (g2)

My former co-worker and friend brought a betta to work not long after I started. I thought the idea was stupid as fuck… why in god’s name would you bring …

butt paper, the saga (g2)

With the hoarding and noise, I’m even hearing people here in the states trying to track down toilet paper to send to friends and family in Italy, Spain and those hit the hardest and on lockdown or quarantine.

Out of curiosity, I searched on Amazon to see what was available. At that very moment, the only toilet paper in stock, was this one and one other style of the same theme.

I checked again the next day and obviously Amazon is doings its best to get stuff back in stock. There was more in stock, though some is gouging either in price or shipping charges… but the trump butt paper was cheaper than the new options… and yet, its not selling like the others… Do people feel like his campaign will benefit by purchasing it? Do they feel idiocy is contagious? Do they just not want that face near any holes on their person, even the stinkiest?

cleaning (g2)

I gave the blog a little facelift.  I needed it. I needed the words bigger and clearer, and something… different.

I removed things we weren’t really using and I’m trying to figure out how to expand on things I wish to see used more. Comments and constructive criticism most certainly welcome.

oops, so i do it again… (g2)

I have been, for lack of a better word, so immersed into the bullshit of life that the last month has been the last real breath I’ve been able to …